- Townsman looking at reward poster: I saw a big reward sign go up in Hangtown once. Shucks, they brought in sixteen corpses the first week... and there wasn't any of 'em that even looked like the fella!
- Marshal Gabby Whitaker: You ain't gonna hang nobody without a fair trial!
- Lee Jessup: Trial? What for?
- Marshal Gabby Whitaker: This place ain't gonna get no Hangtown reputation.
- Marshal Gabby Whitaker: I bet your head feels bigger than an overgrown pumpkin.
- Scott 'Arizona' Warren: Oh, it does.
- Marshal Gabby Whitaker: I got just the cure for it - an injun remedy. Chief Sitting Bull himself gave me the recipe for learning him how to follow a trail. It cures aches, pains, bunions, calluses, galloping consumption and the seven year itch.
- [Roy has just rescued the lovely young Joby from a drunken admirer]
- Roy Rogers, posing as The Carson City Kid: I was going to ask you to have a drink, but that's the same mistake the other fellow made.
- Joby Madison: Oh, I quit drinking 30, 40 years ago. I guess I'm getting old. I don't even like my pipe anymore.