Christian Rub credited as playing...
Geppetto
- Pinocchio: Father, whatcha crying for?
- [Geppetto hears him, but his mind doesn't get the message]
- Geppetto: Because... you're dead, Pinocchio.
- Pinocchio: No! No, I'm not.
- Geppetto: Yes. Yes, you are. Now, lie down...
- Pinocchio: But father, I'm alive. See?
- [Looks at himself]
- Pinocchio: And... and I'm... I'm real. I'm a real boy!
- [THAT makes Geppetto look up]
- Geppetto: You're alive! And... and you are a real boy!
- Geppetto: [Inside Monstro the whale] Get out? Oh, no, no, son. I have tried every way. Why, I even built a raft.
- Pinocchio: [noticing it] A raft? That's it! We'll take the raft. And when the whale opens his mouth...
- Geppetto: No, no, no, no. Now listen, son. He only opens his mouth when he's eating. Then everything comes in; nothing goes out.
- Pinocchio: Oh.
- Geppetto: It's hopeless, Pinocchio. Come, we'll make a nice fire and we cook some of the fish.
- Pinocchio: A fire? That's it!
- Geppetto: Yes, and then we'll all eat again.
- Pinocchio: A great big fire; lots of smoke!
- Geppetto: Smoke? Oh, yes, sure. Smoked fish will taste good.
- Pinocchio: Quick, some wood!
- [grabs some pieces of wood and a wooden chair and places the wood in Geppetto's arms]
- Geppetto: Pinocchio, not the chair!
- Pinocchio: Hurry, Father, more wood!
- [smashes the chair over a wooden barrel while Geppetto adds the wood pieces]
- Geppetto: But what'll we sit on?
- Pinocchio: We won't need it. We're getting out!
- [Grabs a lit lantern and smashes it over the pile of wood, causing a fire to start. He then adds a blanket to create smoke then promptly starts blowing and fanning on the smoke to force it up. The smoke curls upward toward the top of Monstro]
- Geppetto: Getting out? But how?
- Pinocchio: We'll make him sneeze!
- Geppetto: Make him sneeze? Oh, that will make him mad!
- Geppetto: Now close your eyes and go to sleep.
- Pinocchio: Why?
- Geppetto: Everybody has to sleep. Figaro goes to sleep - and Cleo - and besides, tomorrow, you've got to go to school.
- Pinocchio: Why?
- Geppetto: Oh, to learn things and get smart.
- Pinocchio: Why?
- Geppetto: [starts to fall asleep] Because.
- Pinocchio: Oh.
- Geppetto: Oh, Pinocchio! How did you get down here?
- Pinocchio: I fell down.
- Geppetto: Oh, you did... Oh! You are talking!
- Pinocchio: Uh-huh.
- Geppetto: No! No. no, no!
- Pinocchio: Yes, and I can move too.
- Geppetto: No, no, you can't! I'm dreaming in my sleep! Oh, wake me up! Wake me up!
- [pours a pitcher of water over his head]
- Geppetto: Now we see who's dreaming. Go on, say something.
- Pinocchio: ...Gee, you're funny. Do it again!
- Geppetto: You *do* talk!
- Pinocchio: Yes! The Blue Fairy came.
- Geppetto: The Blue Fairy?
- Pinocchio: Uh-huh, and I got a conscience.
- Geppetto: A conscience?
- [Jiminy proudly points to himself]
- Pinocchio: And someday, I'm gonna be a real boy!
- Geppetto: A real boy! It's my wish! It's come true!
- Geppetto: Now, I've got just the name for you: Pinocchio! Do you like it, Figaro?
- [Figaro shakes his head]
- Geppetto: No? You do, don't you, Cleo?
- [Cleo shakes her head]
- Geppetto: Well, we'll leave it to little wooden head. You like it?
- [pulls on string to make Pinocchio's head nod "yes"]
- Geppetto: Ha-ha, that settles it! Pinocchio it is!
- [Pinocchio gets his finger on fire, like a candle]
- Pinocchio: Look, pretty!
- Geppetto: [sees that Pinocchio's finger fire, shocked] OH! HELP!
- [blows his finger, but won't budge]
- Geppetto: Oh, where's the bucket? Help! Water! Where's water?
- [steps on Figaro's tail, meows]
- Jiminy Cricket: Here it is, I got it! Here's water, here's some water!
- [trips over with a pencil]
- Geppetto: Help! Where's water!
- [put the fire out of Cleo's bowl]