Ralph Bellamy credited as playing...
Owen Wright
- Cynthia: Miss Sue? Miss Sue? Just look at this Miss Sue. Where is Miss Mayberry at? Where at is Miss Mayberry?
- Owen Wright: Upstairs.
- Cynthia: I got to tell her about her husband.
- Sue Mayberry: We're divorced Rickey.
- 'Rickey' Mayberry: Where does this tadpole come in?
- Owen Wright: Now, wait a minute...
- 'Rickey' Mayberry: Alright, I'm wrong. Where does this polecat come in?
- 'Rickey' Mayberry: You know what I think you are?
- Owen Wright: Yes. A fried egg, a baboon, a polecat, a tadpole, and an anemic dish of tripe.
- 'Rickey' Mayberry: You can say that again in spades!
- Owen Wright: You abducted my fiancée. Have you ever heard of the kidnapping law?
- 'Rickey' Mayberry: You stole my wife. Have you ever heard of a punch in the nose!
- Owen Wright: We have a very gay social life too. Ladies meet several times a week.
- 'Rickey' Mayberry: Can preserves, I presume. You know, a jam session.