- Mrs. Gottrocks: I hear you have done much traveling. Are you familiar with the Great Wall of China?
- Curly: No, but I know a big fence in Chicago!
- Larry: Say, what do we know about society?
- Moe: Well startin' tomorrow we're gonna learn. We gotta act like gentlemen so these dames we married won't have any excuse for throwing us out.
- Curly: You mean to say I can't go to sleep with my shoes on?
- Moe: That's exactly what I mean now get to bed, like a gentleman.
- Senator: Most parties bore me. But I know I'm gonna get a big bang out of this one.
- [a pie hits him in the face]
- Moe: Hey, hey, hey you'd better watch that cough first you know you'll wind up with pneumonia.
- Larry: They say strawberries are good for a cold.
- The Warden: Strawberries won't be in season for six months.
- Moe: We'll wait.
- Curly: We'll wait.
- Larry: We'll wait.
- The Warden: Just a minute!
- Williams: [Moe throws the cake on Mrs. Gottrocks by accident after the maître d' hits him deliberately] He did it.
- Mrs. Gottrocks: Thank you...
- [Hits him in the face with a pie]
- Mrs. Gottrocks: But you started it!
- Moe: [to Curly, who has a plateful of club sandwiches] Hey, what do you think you're doing, playing poker? Quit stacking the deck!