- Breezie Larrabee: Gold! A pure nugget as big as your eyeball. It's a bonanza! I've hit paydirt. Maybe the mother-in-law lode.
- [A well-dressed stranger claims to have found a gold mine]
- Breezie Larrabee: If that manicured dude ever turned a spade, it was on the bottom of a deck of cards.
- [Breezy rides up to Blanche's wagon wearing his Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes]
- Widow Blanche: Oh Virgil, look at the nice man!
- Virgil: Is that what he is?