- Narrator: It was a miracle. That's what it was. And it couldn't have happened to a nicer little car.
- Narrator: They stripped her fenders, chopped her top, shackled her down and hopped her up. She felt 50 miles younger.
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- Narrator: This is a story of Susie. She was a beautiful new car, and she sat in her big, auto showroom all day long flirting with the people passing by.