- James Bartlett: Here us farmers are suffering from drought and all you read about in the Archive is what kind of ice cream and cake some old lady served to a lot of other old ladies. Well, I just ain't interested.
- Mrs. Lucinda Holmes: What happened to the old goat who used to run this paper?
- Bob MacAvoy: He died.
- Mrs. Lucinda Holmes: He was dead when he ran it.