- Flanders White: What are you doing here?
- Dan McCloud: Now that's a silly question. I'm lying on my back enjoying the spectacle of outraged womanhood. A happy experience, I might add; so difficult to outrage womanhood, these days
- Flanders White: Well, I'm not outraged thank you. I'm simply surprised - after all it isn't every day I find a - you'll pardon the expression - a peeping tom in my bathhouse
- Dan McCloud: Unfortunately, the angle of my position was such that I was afforded only a mere glimpse of two very pretty ankles. Allow me to say the rest of you complements the ankles very well
- Tia Feliciana: Take my advice and sell the farm while it's still worth something and you are young enough to enjoy the money.