- Alfie Grimshaw: With the help of this young gentleman here, we could find twenty times as many stones, bigger ones, better ones. You'd never have to work again!
- 'Sach' Jones: What do you mean again?
- 'Slip' Mahoney: If you pardon my friends protrusion, I'm very much infected with your diversified conversation.
- 'Slip' Mahoney: Before he could inform you of their whereabouts, he was consummated by a tiger.
- Trader Holmes: A leopard, Mr. Mahoney.
- 'Slip' Mahoney: I was referring to the male of the species.
- 'Slip' Mahoney: If you didn't notice that, you better get your eyes examined by an octopus.
- Dr. Goebel: An octopus?
- 'Slip' Mahoney: That's an eye doctor.
- 'Slip' Mahoney: It wasn't long afterwards we found ourselves in Africa - sometimes known as the dark condiment.
- 'Slip' Mahoney: Grimshaw warned us to be on the lookout for rattlesnakes, tsetse flies, and poison ivy.
- 'Sach' Jones: Boy, this is the life! Roughin' it. Outdoor life. Man against raw nature. And I'm there. Boy, there's nothing greater than lighting a fire the hard way: rubbing two stones together.
- Alfie Grimshaw: Always take care of the map.
- 'Sach' Jones: Alfie, you have nothin' to worry about. When I got something, it's as safe as in a safe - and that's pretty safe.
- Louie Dumbrowsky: Mr. Grimshaw, if you must talk, will you do me a favor?
- Alfie Grimshaw: Yes?
- Louie Dumbrowsky: Keep *quiet*.
- 'Slip' Mahoney: Where did you get that outfit?
- 'Sach' Jones: I outwitted the Witchdoctor.
- 'Slip' Mahoney: Which doctor?
- 'Sach' Jones: That's what I said, the Witchdoctor.
- 'Sach' Jones: Chief, the African coast is clear.
- 'Slip' Mahoney: Fellas, it's a moral sense these natives can run faster than we can. We gotta try to out manure them. Let's backtrack a little.
- 'Slip' Mahoney: What happened to your cold?
- 'Sach' Jones: Oh, he mumbled me out of it - and then he did a Shuffle off to Buffalo - and I'm cured.
- 'Slip' Mahoney: Okay, just say the magic words and those natives'll bury their heads in the sand like a flock of Austrians.
- 'Sach' Jones: Well, let me think a minute. Let me see. Uh. "Wadi-wadi-fu-fu" - they bend down. "Wadi-wadi-fi-fi" - they bend up.
- 'Slip' Mahoney: Good! Just don't "fi-fi" when you're supposed to "fu-fu" - or I'll give you a widi on your wadi. Get sailin'!
- 'Slip' Mahoney: In view of the sparklers waitin' for us within, I ain't gonna be detoured by no native stupid-stitions.
- 'Sach' Jones: We'll take this road here and we'll go up into the Ubanga territory. Then, we'll take this road and we'll come down into the Pygmy territory. And, then, we'll go right through the midget part of town.
- 'Slip' Mahoney: He might've killed that first lion in self offense, but I seriously refugee the fact that he'd go out lookin' for anudder one.