Lou Costello credited as playing...
Willie 'Tubby' Piper
- Harry 'Slim' Pierce: Willie, do you realize the person that puts money in this moving picture business is going to make a fortune?
- Willie 'Tubby' Piper: Gimme that money.
- Harry 'Slim' Pierce: Now...
- Willie 'Tubby' Piper: I gotta put that in the bank like my aunt told me to do.
- Harry 'Slim' Pierce: Willie, listen to this. See it right here? Do you want to become rich? If so, invest in this new entertainment medium, Motion Pictures. $5,000 cash buys a fully equipped studio. Willie, opportunity is knocking at your door!
- Willie 'Tubby' Piper: Tell 'em I'm not home. I went to the bank.