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The Impossible Mr. Pipelet (1955)

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The Impossible Mr. Pipelet

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  • Oncle Robert: First of all, a minister's career is the only one for which no degree is required.
  • Maurice Martin: Well, you called me an admiral, why couldn't I call you a minister? Calling you a minister isn't such a serious insult!
  • Oncle Robert: Maybe today you'd be wearing an admiral's uniform.
  • Maurice Martin: Do I really look the part?
  • Germaine Martin: Fortunately not!
  • Maurice Martin: You look even sadder than usual. Any trouble?
  • Le marchand de journaux: Well, sales are down. That's no good at all. All is well.
  • Maurice Martin: What about those nice murders there have been lately?
  • Le marchand de journaux: Mmmm... Crime doesn't pay anymore.
  • Maurice Martin: Well, what you need actually is catastrophes, rumors of war, revolutions...
  • Le marchand de journaux: Oh yes...!
  • Maurice Martin: Well, don't you worry: with our pretty little current society, all that WILL soon be back. You'll make money again.
  • Le marchand de journaux: Are you sure?
  • Maurice Martin: For certain. Besides all millionaires begin by selling papers, right?
  • Le marchand de journaux: Right, but the trouble is that in my case I started by being a millionaire.
  • Maurice Martin: You see such a whole lot of millions pass through your hands that you'll wind up becoming a capitalist.
  • Oncle Robert: Well, not everybody can be an anarchist!
  • Georges Richet: The trouble with being a landlord is that you can't complain to anybody.
  • Mme Richet: What world is this in which caretakers daughters start taking secondary school finals?
  • M. Richet: You don't need this to be happy, my dear!
  • Maurice Martin: He gets on my nerves with his "My good man" and "My good Germaine". What gives him the right to speak to me like that? After all he's nothing but a grocer made rich by canned food! What "My good man" means is "My good BROKE man, if you live it's thanks to me, thanks to the money I made in canned food. Be kind, my good Maurice, here's your doggie sugar"...

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