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Bing Crosby, Mitzi Gaynor, Zizi Jeanmaire, and Donald O'Connor in Anything Goes (1956)

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Anything Goes

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  • Alex Todd: I've handled a lot of income tax cases in my time, but yours is driving me crazy.
  • Alex Todd: We know you're a gambler.
  • Steve Blair: Ah, mathematical consultant.
  • Alex Todd: Yeah.
  • Alex Todd: We've followed your career as a mathematical consultant all the way from Saratoga to Santa Anita.
  • Steve Blair: Ah, Santa Anita.
  • Alex Todd: You had five straight bad years.
  • Steve Blair: Well, that's not my fault. Arrest the horses.
  • Alex Todd: On the sixth year you reported no income.
  • Steve Blair: That's right.
  • Alex Todd: The government can prove that you won over $100,000 that year.
  • Steve Blair: Sure, but that wasn't mine. I had to take care of the guys that took care of me during the five bad years.
  • Alex Todd: You had the money, why didn't you pay your taxes?
  • Steve Blair: What do you think I am, a crook?
  • Alex Todd: Now, look...
  • Steve Blair: What have we got, a government full of welchers? It's not ethical to let your friends down. They lent me their money, so I paid them back. And I would've paid you too, but I had nothing left. So, I figured, why declare it and... and... and put you to a lot of trouble?
  • Alex Todd: What do you suppose would happen if everybody felt the way you do?
  • Steve Blair: The country'd be loaded with race tracks.
  • Gaby Duval: I get a kick out of you!
  • Bill Benson: French girl? mhm... that's very interesting.

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