- Daffy Duck: [narrating] Like all criminals, he had an elaborate alibi prepared.
- George "Mother" Machree: I didn't do nothing... I didn't do nothing! Like I said, I didn't do nothing!
- Daffy Duck: This is the Milky Way. A nice galaxy. 875 billion trillion people live here. Yes, it's a nice place to live. It's my job to keep it that way. I'm a space cop. My name's Monday. My partner's name is Tuesday. He always follows me. It was Wednesday, January 23, 10:26 p.m.
- Porky Pig: T-t-ten twenty-eight.
- Daffy Duck: Like I said, it was 10:28 p.m.
- Daffy Duck: 10:52: Back at the old desk, waiting for a call from the Chief. Half a cop's life is spent in waiting. 10:53: the Chief called.
- Daffy Duck: Machree was found to be at Elsa's Blast-Inn, selecting a sandwich. 12:40: He selected a pastrami on rye with mustard. That figured. We didn't have much time. He was a notoriously fast eater. 1:07: He left the Blast-Inn. 1:08: We arrived at the Blast-Inn. Our deductions later proved that we had missed him by one minute. 1:09: We set out in pursuit.
- [last lines]
- Narrator: This case was brought to trial April 23rd, 10 am in Ultra-Superior Court 13527B, Department of Astral Justice. As a result of this trial, the two arresting officers were sentenced to twenty years for false arrest.
- Porky Pig: Th-Th-*Thirty* years.
- Daffy Duck: Like I said, 30 years.
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