- Bill Dunnigan: It's a shame. A house like this. I think your church needs a press agent Father.
- Father Paul: God doesn't need a press agent.
- Bill Dunnigan: I'm not so sure, once upon a time if I remember rightly, he had 12 very good press agents. Top men.
- Father Paul: My my, I never thought of the apostles as press agents.
- Bill Dunnigan: Well, what else were they? They sold the biggest story that ever happened to the whole world and without the benefit of newspapers and radio. Terrific job.
- Orloff: Stan Trocki was no miner. He was a lush. I gave him a first-class $100 funeral. His kid Olga arranged for it in person. Deadbeats, both of them. Never paid me.
- Bill Dunnigan: Why are you stopping?
- Orloff: It's four years since I buried her drunken Pa, for nothin', and I ain't buryin' no more deadbeats, till they pay up.
- Ming Gow: There are two kinds of people who don't have enough time, the very old and the very young.