- Bugs: [disguised as a bobby-soxer] Oh, Mr. Jones! Franky and Perry just aren't in it! You're my swooner dreamboat loverboy!
- [laughs]
- [Jones had smashed Bugs' banjo over his head for interrupting his singing practice]
- Bugs: [referring to Jones] Music hater.
- Bugs: Whadda they do on a rainy night in Rio? A rinky dinky dink/Whadda they do when there is no starry sky? Oh starry sky/ Where do they go when they can't go for a walk?/ Do they stay at home and talk?/ Or do they sit and sigh "Aye aye"?
- Giovanni Jones: Largo al factotum della citta. Largo!
- Bugs: Whadda they do on a rainy night in Rio?
- Giovanni Jones: La la la la la la la la la. La!
- Bugs: How can a guy meet a sweetheart by the sea?
- Giovanni Jones: Presto a bottega che l'alba e gia. Presto!
- Bugs: Maybe the girl wants a tender kiss and yet,/ how tender can you get...
- Giovanni Jones: La la la la la la la la la. La!
- Bugs: When you're beneath a wet palm tree.
- Giovanni Jones: Whadda they do in Mississippi/ when skies are drippy?
- [Giovanni Jones gets angry, tears his hair out and screams and then storms out of the house]
- Bugs: And whadda they do when it's murky in Albuquerque?/ And whadda they do in Tijuana, /when they wanna snuggle tight?
- Giovanni Jones: Largo al factotum della citta. Largo!
- Bugs: Oh my gal is a high-born stepper,/ ginger with salt and pepper.
- Giovanni Jones: La la la la la la la la la. La!
- Bugs: She's a fancy stepper when she dances. Go and see her as she kippers and prances.
- Giovanni Jones: Presto a bottega che l'alba e gia. Presto!
- Bugs: My gal don't do much talkin'. Dances even when she's walkin'.
- Giovanni Jones: One and two and three and four, she dances all day long.
- [Giovanni Jones gets angry and storms out of the house again]
- Bugs: Oh, my gal is a high-born stepper,/ ginger with salt and pepper./ She's a fancy stepper when she dances./ Go and see her as she kippers and prances...
- [sees Giovanni Jones standing over him]
- Bugs: Eh, what's up, Doc?