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- Grimes: No, look, you got me wrong, Little Red Riding Hood. I ain't no wolf.
- Martha Gibson: Okay, but I'd hate to meet you in a forest on a dark night.
- Doug Blake: [Doug has just sprung a little boy as an unexpected new roommate on Vi, whose apartment management does not allow children or pets] Vi, isn't he wonderful?
- Vivian Martin: Yeah, cutest little lease-breaker I ever saw. Where's his mother?
- Doug Blake: She's downstairs, she wasn't sure how you'd take this.
- Vivian Martin: Yeah I'll bet.
- Doug Blake: I just happened to think - I don't have an expense account anymore.
- Vivian Martin: When you go into business for yourself, it's customary to use your own money.
- Doug Blake: Oh, I'll use my own dough, Vi, don't you worry about that.
- Doug Blake: What? You would bargain with that double-crosser?
- Thomas Hutchins: I'd bargain with Jack the Ripper.
- Vivian Martin: And get the best of him.
- Doug Blake: Wait'll he hears that little gold mine sing.
- Vivian Martin: I hope she pans out, pardon the pun.
- Vivian Martin: You know, its really been very lonesome, living all alone in this great big, vast, roomy place. Just think. If it wasn't for Doug Blake, none of this would've happened. He'd do anything for you, no matter what it cost me.
- Doug Blake: Could I have her name and address, please?
- Sourpuss Manager: We can't give out that information. This is a music company. Not a lonelyhearts club.
- Doug Blake: I always say you can tell a man's true nature when he's with a dog. Don't you think so, Mr. Hofer?
- Felix Hofer: Why should you blame it on a dog?
- Doug Blake: You know something, I'm gonna get me a new Gary Mitchell.
- Gary Mitchell: Oh yeah, where?
- Doug Blake: Oh, I'll look under a stone or down a sewer.
- Martha Gibson: You know, he always says to me, "Now, Martha, I don't want you thinking about your past too much until I have a chance to make one up for you."
- Martha Gibson: Gary Mitchell - You mean I go on after him?
- Doug Blake: You'll go on and stay on. You'll be a big star when Gary's just a town in Indiana.