- Charlie Dog: All my life, I've dreamed the day I could live in the country. I'm not strong! I need lots of fresh air, and milk, and cream...
- [Coughs]
- Charlie Dog: and fresh leafy vegetables!
- [Sobs]
- Porky: B-but I -
- Charlie Dog: Good, clean, wholesome farm living!
- [Sobs]
- Porky: B-but I -
- Charlie Dog: And now -
- [Sniffs]
- Charlie Dog: Now that I got a chance to regain my health... and you want to send me back to the city!
- Charlie Dog: THE CITY. I can see it all now. It's high towers, cold, tall, ominous, closin' down on ya, from every side till ya can't breathe! Closer! Closer!
- [Begins to choke]
- Charlie Dog: Can't breathe...
- Charlie Dog: The traffic! Ya can't think! BEE-BEEP! BEE-BEEP! Watch out for that truck! HONK HONK! Look out for that taxi! BOING! BEE-BEEP! AWOOGAH! HONK HONK, BEE-BEEP, oh...!
- Charlie Dog: Hark, what's that? Look, it's the towers! THEY'RE FALLING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
- [collapses onto ground]
- [Porky doubts Charlie is a Labrador retriever]
- Charlie Dog: If you doubt my word, get me a labrador and I'll retrieve it for you. That sounds fair, doesn't it?
- Porky: A labrador? Why, sure, I, I...
- Charlie Dog: Have ya got a labrador?
- Porky: N-no.
- Charlie Dog: Know where ya can get a labrador?
- Porky: N-no.
- Charlie Dog: Then shut up!