- Warni Hazard: My old man always said, "liquor doesn't drown your troubles--just teaches 'em to swim."
- John Torno: Don't give me all that malarkey about "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Sure, Jess went for that stuff and what did it get him? A bunch of lilies and six silver handles!
- Carla North: You can't take the law into your own hands. Things aren't done that way.
- John Torno: That depends on who's doing them.
- John Torno: [to Father Redman] Believe in what? Save all that bunk for your Sunday suckers. What I want is 24-hour service. Well, I'm finished with all that eyewash. I'm selling out!
- [picks up a candelabra and heaves it through the stained-glass window he donated]