- Gracie Allen: Well, you see one Christmas my father caught a wild turkey and he fed him corn and chestnuts. But then we didn't have the heart to kill him so we let him get away.
- George Burns: Oh, I see.
- Gracie Allen: But the turkey liked the food so well that he came back each year. And that way we always had...
- George Burns: A turkey for Christmas dinner?
- Gracie Allen: Yes.