Watch the Birdie (1950)

Dick Wessel: Man Who Undresses

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• Man Who Undresses : [Rusty knocks on the door, nobody answers, so he enters the room, the other man bumps into Rusty as he opens the door]  Oh, pardon me, I'm in an awful hurry, do you mind?

  Rusty Cammeron : Oh no, it's all right, go ahead.

  [the other man knocks Rusty down to the floor] 

  Rusty Cammeron : Ugh, you're on my coat down here.

  Man Who Undresses : [the other man brushes Rusty to one side, Rusty pushes the other man into the wall by his neck]  Please... playboy.

  [He attempts to take off his vest, and Rusty accidentally puts his arm into the sleeve hole, tearing it] 

  Man Who Undresses : Look what you did!

  Rusty Cammeron : Well, I'm sorry, this was my room to begin with.

  Man Who Undresses : Ahhh!

  [the other man pulls Rusty's hat over his eyes several times; Rusty taps him from behind, and waves his hand over his face in a downward sweep] 

  Man Who Undresses : [the other man loosens his suspenders; Rusty gets his arm caught, and releases it with a snap]  Ohhh! Don't you know how to behave in public?

  Rusty Cammeron : Look, this was my room, you came in here, I didn't ask you to -

  [the other man waves his fingers over Rusty's lips] 

  Rusty Cammeron : Bbl-bbl-bbl-bbl.

  Man Who Undresses : [Rusty and the other man take turns putting clothes on the other's hooks, Rusty reaches for his coat, but gets the other man's leg]  What!

  Rusty Cammeron : [gulps]  Heh-heh, you're walking all over...

  Man Who Undresses : Sorry.

  [sighs exahustedly as he tries to take off his shirt] 

  Rusty Cammeron : Achoo! I'm... I'm sorry.

  [Rusty starts to sneeze again, the other man slaps him, he sneezes again a moment later] 

  Man Who Undresses : If I wasn't in such a hurry, I'd...

  Rusty Cammeron : Look, you go ahead finish undressing, I'll wait.

  [the other man starts to take his pants off] 

  Rusty Cammeron : Here, let me help you.

  Man Who Undresses : [Rusty sneezes once again, tearing the other man's pants]  Umph!

  [the other man tosses Rusty out of the dressing room] 

  Woman Who Undresses : [Rusty stumbles into the other dressing room with the woman, and quickly leaves]  Aagh! Aagh!