Comin' Round the Mountain (1951)

Lou Costello: Wilbert Smith

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Quotes 

• [after walking into an old beat-down cabin] 

  Wilbert : How could my kin folks ever live in a joint like this?

  Al Stewart : Probably your forefathers lived here.

  Wilbert : I beg your pardon?

  Al Stewart : I said probably your forefathers lived here before you.

  Wilbert : My four fathers?

  Al Stewart : Yes.

  Wilbert : I didn't have four fathers.

  Al Stewart : Sure, you did.

  Wilbert : If I did, only one came home nights.

• Al Stewart : What's going on out there?

  Wilbert : My in-laws, they're acting like out-laws!

• [after seeing a goat] 

  Wilbert : Funny-looking dogs they got down here.

• Al Stewart : Now listen your next turn at the Turkey Shoot and we gotta beat those Winfield's.

  Wilbert : You know I don't know how to shoot a gun.

  Al Stewart : Didn't you learn how to shoot in the Army?

  Wilbert : I was in the Cavalry. What kind of bullets come out of a pitchfork?