- Johnny Damico: Here, take my stuff upstairs.
- Russell - Hotel Clerk: This ain't the Waldorf, friend.
- Johnny Damico: How long did you work here before you found that out?
- Smoothie: What'll it be?
- Johnny Damico: White wine and beer.
- Smoothie: Come again.
- Johnny Damico: White wine and beer.
- Smoothie: Mixed together?
- Johnny Damico: No. A glass of each.
- Smoothie: That beats me. I had a nut ask me once for a glass of gin and a candy bar. This is a new one.
- Thomas Clancy: I knew guys used to drink white wine and beer. Down in New Orleans.
- Johnny Damico: I spent some time there. Have a drink?
- Johnny Damico: Who are the girls?
- Thomas Clancy: Would you know any more if I gave you the names? They're women.
- Johnny Damico: [complaining the lieutenant made his cover come from New Orleans] Why did you have to pick New Orleans? I hate white wine and beer!
- Thomas Clancy: Hi, girls. Sorry to keep you waiting. This is Tim Flynn. Tim, this is Peggy and that's Doris. She belongs to you.
- Johnny Damico: Yeah, suppose I like Peggy better?
- Thomas Clancy: Wait a minute, pal.
- Johnny Damico: It's just that I've got kind of weakness for blondes.
- Thomas Clancy: So have I.
- Johnny Damico: This is sort of my coming out party.
- Thomas Clancy: There's nothing the matter with Doris.
- Johnny Damico: Of course not. You'll have fun.
- Doris Clancy: Oh, come on, Clancy. What difference does it make? You like Doris and I think he's kind of cute.
- Thomas Clancy: Why can't HE like Doris?
- Doris Clancy: Why can't somebody?
- Joe Castro: I don't like fresh guys messin' about my docks. Now one way or the other, you're gonna answer some questions. Make it easy on yourself.
- Dock Worker: You and me are going to have a small talk later on.
- Johnny Damico: I'll be busy thinking up things to say.
- Johnny Damico: You must be part of my hangover.
- Joe Castro: You wish.
- Johnny Damico: Is that gun loaded?
- Joe Castro: You want to find out?
- Johnny Damico: No, I'm happy at just guessing.