- Alvin: [On cue from Dave] Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure...
- [whips out his harmonica]
- Dave Seville: [reacting to that, whispering] No Alvin! You're supposed to introduce the great inventer.
- Alvin: [to Dave] Oh.
- [Puts his harmonica away]
- Alvin: Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce the great inventor, Thomas Alva...
- Dave Seville: [Interrupting] No!
- Alvin: Alexander Graham...
- Dave Seville: No!
- Alvin: Wilbur and Orv...
- Dave Seville: NO!
- Alvin: [To Dave] Well, then who?!
- Dave Seville: Clyde Crashcup!
- Alvin: Clyde Crashc...
- [puzzled]
- Alvin: Clyde Crashcup?!
- Alvin: The Alvin Show is brought to you by;
- [He pulls out the first card]
- Alvin: J
- [Theodore pulls out the second card]
- Alvin: E
- [Simon pulls the next card]
- Alvin: LL-
- [Theodore takes the J while Alvin runs to the other end, then appears to show the letter on his shirt]
- Dave Seville: Alvin?
- Alvin: [pulls out the last card] O-kay.