- [Wile E. called Bugs on a phone to borrow a cup of carrots to put in a stew and Bugs arrives at his lair with them; the mailbox outside reads "Wile E. Coyote, GENIUS"]
- Bugs Bunny: [knocking on the door] Are you in, genius? Are you in, capable? In, solent? In, describable? In, bearable?
- [Wile E. opens the door, grabs Bugs and drags him inside]
- Bugs Bunny: [as Wile E. Coyote is tying him to a spit] I'm your new neighbor from down the street. I brung you those carrots you asked for. Personally, I don't think a stew is a stew without carrots.
- [Sniffs]
- Bugs Bunny: Mmm, smells good. What kind of stew is it?
- [Dips his ear in the pot and tastes it]
- Bugs Bunny: Mmm-mmm. Rabbit ear stew. Very good too. Er, I'd love to stay for lunch, but it appears I'm all tied up this morning.
- Wile E. Coyote: Oh, you're going to stay for lunch. You are lunch. Now, what kind of wine goes best with wild game? You are game, aren't you?
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, er, I'm game, all right.
- [Hops on floor, dislodging a cork from one of the wine bottles into Wile E.'s eye]
- Wile E. Coyote: Now look here, me bucko!
- [Bugs hops again and another cork pops; Wile E. ducks to avoid the cork, but it ricochets accross the room and opens an ironing board, which hits Wile E. on the head; Bugs hops back home]
- Wile E. Coyote: [Carrying a wheelbarrow full of quick-drying cement] Special delivery!
- Bugs Bunny: Send it right down!
- Wile E. Coyote: All right!
- [Throws cement down Bugs' hole, then tiptoes away]
- Wile E. Coyote: What a perfect way to "cement" a friendship.
- [Suddenly a pillar of cement pops up from the ground; Wile E. bumps into it and it falls on top of him]
- Bugs Bunny: [Pops out of hole where cement came from] Well, now he's got "concrete" evidence that I'm a good neighbor.
- Bugs Bunny: [after Wile E. is hit by a missile and blown up] One thing's for sure. We're the first country to launch a coyote into orbit.
- Wile E. Coyote: [after dropping an iron carrot into Bugs Bunny's rabbit hole] Now that rabbit's really got a magnetic, hehe, personality.
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