One, Two, Three (1961)

Liselotte Pulver: Fräulein Ingeborg

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Quotes 

• C.R. MacNamara : [Schlemmer has returned from East Berlin wearing Ingeborg's dress]  Schlemmer!

  Schlemmer : Yes, sir? I'm sorry I didn't shave this morning.

  Ingeborg : Look at my dress! It's ruined!

  C.R. MacNamara : Did you have any trouble getting out of East Berlin?

  Schlemmer : No, but I had a little trouble in West Berlin. I was picked up by an American soldier in a Jeep. He was very fresh, wanted to take my picture for something called "Playboy?"

• [Ingeborg is in her slip in MacNamara's office] 

  C.R. MacNamara : You better put something on. Your goose pimples are showing.

  Ingeborg : [looking down]  That's nothing. You should see my sister.

• Ingeborg : Here's your mail, here's your Wall Street Journal, and here's my resignation.

  C.R. MacNamara : Resignation? What are you talking about?

  Ingeborg : You do not work me overtime anymore, you do not take advantage of me on weekends, you have lost all interest in the... umlaut. So obviously, my services are no longer required here.

• Ingeborg : What do you want in this, cream, sugar?

  C.R. MacNamara : Just a couple of lumps of Benzedrine. It's gonna be a rough day.

• C.R. MacNamara : That'll be all, Fräulein Ingeborg.

  Ingeborg : Jawohl!

  C.R. MacNamara : And take your gum.

  Ingeborg : [Picks gum from under the desk arm and puts it in her mouth]  Jawohl!