A Coming-Out Party (1961)

Richard Wattis: Woodcock, Entertainments Officer

Quotes 

• Piggott, Escape Officer : I want you to take a message to Farrow. If we can notify London of the day he plans to escape, they'll lay on an agent to pick him up.

  Woodcock, Entertainments Officer : Shhhh!

  Flt Lt. 'Bonzo' Baines DFC : He plans to impersonate the Swiss commission.

  Piggott, Escape Officer : That's ridiculous - there are three of them.

  Flt Lt. 'Bonzo' Baines DFC : Yes, well, Cooper and I have volunteered to be the other two.

  Piggott, Escape Officer : That's suicide.

  Flt Lt. 'Bonzo' Baines DFC : He's got it all worked out. He wants a plan of the camp and a description of the Commission.

  Woodcock, Entertainments Officer : Will you two stop talking! Here am I trying to do a worthwhile job and all you can do is gossip like a couple of schoolgirls. And one of you a Wing Commander - really!