- Cogswell: There's only one thing worse than war and that is business, and Spacely has declared business on us.
- Co-Worker: Did you hear Mr. Spacely's latest plan?
- George Jetson: Yeah, the slave driver. Imagine putting you back on a four day week. What does he think this is? The 20th century?
- Astro: Who'll Rotect me?
- George Jetson: [after Astro has jumped on him] Who'll protect you? The SPCA, that's who.
- [Elroy had broken one of Jane's favorite vases. George is "congratulating her on not getting mad immediately]
- George Jetson: And because you kept cool, you warmed his heart.
- Jane Jetson: I'd prefer to warm his bottom.
- Mr. Spacely: Jetson! Thank goodness you're still here! I've got some good news and some bad news...
- George Jetson: What's the bad news, Mr. Spacely?
- Mr. Spacely: We've discovered a very dangerous computer virus that you have to stop right away!
- George Jetson: But that could take months! By the way... what's the good news?
- Mr. Spacely: The good news is I don't have to do it! Bye now!
- George Jetson: [Last lines; after Astro and a cat make the conveyor belt go fast and leaves George running for his life on it] Help! Help! Jane, stop this crazy thing! Jane! Help! JAAAAAAAAANE!