- Mr. Albert Charles McKisco: What's your place in the economy of life, Barban?
- Tommy Barban: I shoot
- Mr. Albert Charles McKisco: Just any old thing, huh?
- Tommy Barban: Well, er... buffalo in Africa, tigers in India, Bolsheviks in Europe...
- Mr. Albert Charles McKisco: Don't you ever get the urge to do anything?
- Tommy Barban: Yes. I would like to restore the Holy Roman Empire.