- Wile E. Coyote: [pulls down a chart breaking down a road runner] Now observe this chart. This exquisite delicacy is completely without waste. Each cut and each feather comes in dazzling array of flavours.
- Wile E. Coyote: [begins pointing to each spot on the chart] Banana, asparagus, papaya, licorice, vanilla, sponge cake, and celery.
- [begins smacking his chops]
- Wile E. Coyote: Uh, pardon me.
- [smacks his chops again]
- Wile E. Coyote: Candied yam, caramel, salami, tamale, chop suey, noodle, pork chop, and Wisconsin cheddar.
- [begins smacking his chops again]
- Wile E. Coyote: Eh, excuse me again.
- [slurps]
- Wile E. Coyote: Double martini - uh, very dry, brawurst, yorkshire pudding, and pistachio.