John Astin credited as playing...
Hector Vanson
- Hector Vanson: [looking out an office window to the city street below] Investors! That street is full of investors! Look at them down there, boss. Money, money, money... That's all they want.
- Vanson's Boss: Relax, Vanson.
- Hector Vanson: Relax? How can I relax? I double-checked the Consolidated Silicon stock transfer. It's all perfectly legal, boss. The company's in the clear.
- Vanson's Boss: Be patient. Something outrageous is bound to come along.
- Hector Vanson: We haven't had a really good victim since we smashed Zircon Aviation Products.
- Vanson's Boss: Too bad you weren't around for the crash of '29. It was heaven.
- [the judge is reading the long list of charges brought against Henry Tyroon et al]
- Judge: Mr. Vanson, this indictment seems to be a little enthusiastic!
- Hector Vanson: Well, they're a pretty slippery bunch, your honor. I had to throw the book at 'em.