Harry H. Corbett credited as playing...
Harold Steptoe
- Harold Steptoe: You are a dyed-in-the-wool, fascist, reactionary, squalid little, 'know your place', 'don't rise above yourself', 'don't get out of your hole' - complacent little turd. You are morally, spiritually and physically a festering fly-blown heap of accumulated filth.
- Albert Steptoe: What do you want for your tea?
- Albert Steptoe: [Albert has placed 'bum' on the Scrabble board] My "bum" is the American word for 'tramp'.
- Harold Steptoe: Well, that is where I've got you because you can't use any slang or colloquialisms!
- Albert Steptoe: Right then, I'll stick to me English "bum". And that's the part of your anatomy that swells out of the back of your trousers.
- Albert Edward Ladysmith Steptoe: [looking at old newspapers] 'Ere, I remember this - Mussolini invades Albania - King Zog flees.
- Harold Steptoe: That's nothing mate, we got King Size fleas here!