Shelley Berman credited as playing...
Sheldon Bascomb
- President Art Hockstader: Major Bascomb, do I understand by the way you are slowly beating around the bush, that Joe Cantwell was, what we used to call when I was a boy, a dee-generate?
- Sheldon Bascomb: Yes, sir, Mr. President, sir. That's just what I mean.
- William Russell: I don't believe it. No man with that awful wife and those ugly children could be anything but normal.