Robert Vaughn credited as playing...
Napoleon Solo
- Napoleon Solo (Double): [in the sauna] Well, as I recall in New York, you found a hot bath quite - stimulating.
- Serena: Darling, the ingenious plastic surgery of THRUSH can make a sow's ear look like a silk purse, but it will never *feel* like a silk purse.
- [Solo's double leans in for a kiss, Serena turns away]
- Serena: There's no time to play.
- Sandy Wister: I feel like Italian food.
- Napoleon Solo: Mmm You don't feel anything like Italian food.
- Sandy Wister: I don't?
- Napoleon Solo: No. You feel like, um, lady fingers and cream puffs and...
- Napoleon Solo: You don't mind finishing up alone?
- Illya Kuryakin: No. I've got my computers - to keep me warm.
- Napoleon Solo: Being chained up like that gives me a kind of a cramp in my latissimus dorsi.
- Nina: You have a very well developed latissimus dorsi.
- Napoleon Solo: Is that right?
- Nina: *Very* well developed.
- Napoleon Solo: That's kind of you to notice.
- Napoleon Solo: [Serena is seen pushing her robe off her bare shoulders and it falls around her feet, she steps out of her slippers. Solo in the shower reaches for his gun. Serena enters] You promised not to attack me.
- Serena: How can I, when you're pointing that thing at me?
- Napoleon Solo: Sorry.