David McCallum credited as playing...
Illya Kuryakin
- Napoleon Solo: You don't mind finishing up alone?
- Illya Kuryakin: No. I've got my computers - to keep me warm.
- Taffy: Would you teach me some Russian?
- Illya Kuryakin: I would like to teach you all about Russia. Our music. Our art.
- Taffy: Your romance?
- Illya Kuryakin: Our theater.
- Taffy: Your virility?
- Illya Kuryakin: Our poetry.
- Taffy: Your love songs?
- Taffy: What line of work are you in, Mr. Kuryakin?
- Illya Kuryakin: I pretend to be a businessman, but I'm really a Russian spy. And what do you do when you're not playing stewardess?
- Taffy: In the offseason, I'm a fullback for the Chicago Bears.
- Illya Kuryakin: I might have known. Do you think it would be all right for an All-American fullback and a Russian spy to have a drink together later?
- Taffy: It might help to preserve the peace.