- Tarragoo: This car was a bargain, I was almost embarrassed to take it!
- Debbie: Have you looked under the hood?
- Tarragoo: No.
- Debbie: You've got old-timey large displacement long stroke L-heads.
- Tarragoo: It's got positive action and sensitive steering!
- Debbie: And that rinky-dink triangular drive chain system connecting the camshaft and the generator shaft; that went out with the chariots and Cleopatra!
- Debbie: My dad had one just like it on the lot, a real lemon. He was going to cannibalize it for some parts until he unloaded it on some... some clown from the university...
- Tarragoo: I know your dad, I bought this from some great big tall guy with a mustache!
- Debbie: Did they call him Happy?
- Tarragoo: Yeah, something like that.
- Debbie: I knew it. That was Happy Henry, my brother. He'll sell you a second hand washing machine and make you think you're getting a Jaguar.