- [two Army men peep in on a couple necking in car using an infrared scanner]
- Culver: Oh, I truly admire science.
- Lt. Robertson: All right, Sergeant, what's up?
- Sergeant: Nothing sir. Just testing the infrared equipment.
- Lt. Robertson: That means you were playing peeping tom again, right?
- Culver: Right, sir.
- Lt. Robertson: Culver, how many times have you been busted for pulling shenanigans just like that?
- Culver: You mean this year, sir?
- Lt. Robertson: Altogether!
- Culver: Three times, sir.
- Lt. Robertson: We're here for a reason. A reason important to the national security and
- [shouts]
- Lt. Robertson: don't ever forget it!
- Culver: No, sir.
- Sergeant: No, sir.
- Lt. Robertson: We're here to watch the skies and not the skylines.
- Culver: Right, sir!
- Sergeant: Are you ever so right, sir!
- Lt. Robertson: Bad things are going on up there, right?
- Culver: Uh, right.
- Sergeant: Right. What kind of things, sir?
- Lt. Robertson: Never you mind. You're here to watch the sky and not the skyline. RIGHT?
- Culver: Oh, boy, are you ever right, sir!
- Sergeant: Right, sir!
- Lt. Robertson: Now that that's established, let's take a look and see how the infrared scanner is working.
- [the Lieutenant takes a seat and joins in on the peeping]
- Carl Fenton: I'm loaded for action tonight. I'll take a drive and see what I can pick up.
- Mike: Fat chance. Remember, the car's half mine, so drive careful with it.
- Carl Fenton: Your half is the front seat. I won't be using your half much tonight.
- Old Man Bailey: Another carload of those blasted smoochers on my property! I'll get the law after 'em.