Gene Kelly credited as playing...
Barry Nichols
- Joy Henderson: Barry, remember what the doctor told you!
- Barry Nichols: The doctor told me not to dance. I'm not gonna dance.
- Barry Nichols: Look, I'm not a potato! I'm a man you're supposed to be in love with.
- Angèle Ducros: I wish you were a potato! I'm hungry.
- Barry Nichols: Well, you're now one of Les Girls.
- Angèle Ducros: Oh, merci! Merci!
- Angèle Ducros: Oh là là.
- Barry Nichols: When l hired Mimi, she crossed the stage like - like her rear end was made out of old Venetian glass.
- Barry Nichols: Have you any idea how much time l put in day and night teaching her how to dance?
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: Especially nights.
- Barry Nichols: lf l need jokes, l'll hire a comedian.
- Barry Nichols: [singing] I simply adore; And every day more; Les Girls, Les Girls, Les Girls; Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: Don't you ever knock before you walk into a room?
- Barry Nichols: What for? You got secrets?
- Angèle Ducros: Haven't you seen the way she watches you?
- Barry Nichols: Yeah, she watches me for a chance to sneak out for a snort.
- Angèle Ducros: Does anything happen to you when l touch you, Barry?
- Barry Nichols: You set off a fire alarm.
- Angèle Ducros: Oh, l can't talk when you kiss me.
- Barry Nichols: Well, l can't kiss you when you talk.
- Lady Sybil Wren: l don't mind being compared to a hoot owl. They're rather sweet. But, well, you don't really think of me as ''cold-blooded,'' do you? I mean, all Americans think the English are.
- Barry Nichols: Oh, no, no. The English - now, take the Latins, they light up like a paper fire. You're more like hard coal.
- Lady Sybil Wren: Heavy and lumpy. Thanks.
- Barry Nichols: No, no, no. Hard coal is slow to burn, but once it starts - there's quite a blaze.
- Lady Sybil Wren: And for a long time.
- Lady Sybil Wren: You won't believe me, but l didn't like you when l first met you.
- Barry Nichols: And now?
- Lady Sybil Wren: Now you make me feel little and helpless and tiny and frail. All the absurd things that l know l'm not.
- Barry Nichols: [singing] You're just too luscious, too very, very sweet!
- Lady Sybil Wren: Oh, you're just too sexy when you turn on the heat!
- Barry Nichols: It's the story of my life. Even when l was a kid, if l brought a sick puppy home, it bit me.
- Barry Nichols: lt wouldn't hurt you two girls to stay home once in a while. Stay home once in a while and read a book, because, well, in this business you need a lot of rest.
- Lady Sybil Wren: Dear old Dad forgets that his little girls have blossomed into womanhood.