- [repeated phrase]
- Any presenter: [while demonstrating how to make things] Here's one I made earlier.
- [deliberate double-entendre in item about making hedges by partially cutting tree trunks and laying the trees flat]
- Simon Groom: One of the competitors was saying to me that as long as you have a decent length to start with, well then you can manage a good lay.
- [Christopher is presenting an item about the huge brass door knockers of Durham Cathedral. He is standing with his head suggestively in between the knockers]
- Christopher Wenner: So if you want to see the two knockers side by side, go along to Durham Cathedral.
- Simon Groom: [smirking] What a beautiful pair of knockers.