Ray Jackson credited as playing...
Private Barlow
- Barlow: [after Luftwaffe planes have strafed a road with fleeing civilians] That's murder. Sheer murder. I hope somebody knows what they're doing.
- Don R - Dispatch Rider: Who are you? What's your mob?
- Corporal 'Tubby' Binns: B Company, Wiltshires, 13th Brigade.
- Don R - Dispatch Rider: Where's your unit?
- Corporal 'Tubby' Binns: That's what we want to know - thought perhaps you could help.
- Don R - Dispatch Rider: Who was top of the league this year?
- Corporal 'Tubby' Binns: Top of the league? Darned if I know.
- Barlow: There was no league held this year.
- Private Mike Russell: Everton won it last year.
- Don R - Dispatch Rider: You'll do.
- Corporal 'Tubby' Binns: He thinks we're ruddy Fifth Column!
- Don R - Dispatch Rider: Well you can't be too careful these days!
- Corporal 'Tubby' Binns: Do we look like Fifth Column?
- Don R - Dispatch Rider: No you don't - and neither do they. Blasted Jerries everywhere.