- Marvin the Martian: Oh goody! My illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.
- [Kaboom]
- Marvin the Martian: Well, back to the old drawing board.
- Bugs: [to Marvin] Eh, pardon me, Doc, but could you rent me a U-drive-'em flying saucer? I gotta get back to the Earth.
- Marvin the Martian: The Earth? Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds.
- Bugs: [walking away] Oh, well, don't bother, then. No point in wasting money on a flying saucer when the Earth's not gonna...
- [Bugs stops suddenly with a shock and comes back to Marvin, who is trying to light the fuse of the space modulator]
- Bugs: Eh, pardon me again, Doc, but, uh, just what did you mean by that crack about the Earth being gone?
- Marvin the Martian: Oh, I'm going to blow it up; it obstructs my view of Venus.
- Bugs: It does? That's a shame.
- [Bugs gets a terrified look and craftily defuses the modulator and takes it away]
- Marvin the Martian: At last, after two thousand years of research, the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator. At last...
- Bugs: [restless and baggy-eyed] Gad, what a night! I'll never mix radish juice and carrot juice again.
- [Bugs has disposed of the green Martians]
- Marvin the Martian: Oh dear. Now I shall have to create more Martians.
- Bugs: Hey where the heck am I anyway? Well wherever it is, I don't like it and I'm getting out of here.
- [Marvin notices that his space modulator is missing and he discovers Bugs running off with it]
- Marvin the Martian: The illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator! That creature has stolen the space modulator!
- Bugs: Say! This martian hot-rod better get at least a million miles to the gallon. The Earth ain't just across the street.
- Marvin the Martian: [finds his missing explosive in the Instant Martian dispenser] Oh, goody! My Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.
- [BOOM!]
- Marvin the Martian: [wobbly from the explosion] Well, back to the old drawing board...