- Sandra Naples: Carla's first movie is coming on The Late Late Early Late Show.
- Clayton Poole: The Creature From The Lower Tar-Pits? You're kidding! Oh boy, I saw that sixteen times remember? Doc Simpkins had to give me special massages.
- Clayton Poole: ...I even took a muscle building course so that you wouldn't laugh at me when I went swimming. But that didn't do any good, 'cause I couldn't find my muscles to build them up.
- Clayton Poole: Could you remind me to call Doc Simpkins for their distemper shots?
- Sandra Naples: That's for puppies.
- Mr. Wright: After all, as chairman of the City Council my main function is to obstruct the due process of the law.