- [last lines]
- Ian Howard: [to the assembled group of leading cast members] Of course it's not all bad news with Jo's book. I've been inundated with phone calls for driving lessons. Particularly from ladies.
- Jo Halliday: Uncle Ian that's wonderful news.
- [pauses to think]
- Jo Halliday: ... . I wonder could you do me a favour please ?
- Ian Howard: Of course my dear, free driving lessons, the least I could do.
- Jo Halliday: No not at all, could you keep notes for me please. I've an idea of new book.
- Jo Halliday: [the others in the gathering look surprised] I think I'll call it L for Lust, the adventures of a driving instructor.
- Janet Halliday: [they all jump to their feet, and in unison encircle Jo] No, no, Jo, not another book.
- Beryl: Pinewood what? Story Department? Eh? What? You've got the wrong number! Buy the book? Listen, if you want to buy a book, you go to a ruddy bookshop! What do you mean ringing me up here? Barmy, are you? Or having me on? Clear off!
- Robert Hughes: About the play. First there's the 'royalty' question.
- Jo Halliday: Oh, is the Queen going to see it?
- Jo Halliday: No, Mrs Waring, you've got it all wrong. My book was just a made-up story from start to finish.
- Mrs. Waring: Oh come now, darling, you couldn't make all that up at your age.