- Bugs Bunny: [playing on the piano and singing loudly] I dream of Jeanie, she's a light brown hare!
- [Sam is trying to sleep, but Bugs' singing and piano playing disturb his sleep]
- Yosemite Sam: [screaming] STOP THAT MUSIC, YA CRAZY RACKIN'-FRACKIN' VARMINT RABBIT!
- Bugs Bunny: [offended] Well! That should be worth, eh, £400.
- Yosemite Sam: [calming down] I was only kidding. How about singing me to sleep with that "Brahms' Lullaby"? What do you say, Frankie boy?
- Bugs Bunny: Well, maybe.
- Bugs Bunny: Hey, Sam, pass the salt, please.
- Yosemite Sam: Salt? GET IT YOURSELF!
- Bugs Bunny: Uh oh, that'll cost you about...
- Yosemite Sam: Salt? Why didn't you say so. Here's your salt, Bunny. I hope you like it.
- [Brings it across the table to him then walks back]
- Yosemite Sam: Ooh, that rackin' frackin'...
- Bugs Bunny: The pepper, please.
- Yosemite Sam: PEPPER! WE... Uh, yeah, the pepper! Coming right up.
- [Walks to the end of the table and gives it to Bugs]
- Yosemite Sam: Ooh, that rackin' frackin'...
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, Sam!
- Yosemite Sam: Oh, no.
- Bugs Bunny: How about the olives?
- Advisor: But, Sire, there is no more money. Your uncle, the king, has cut off your allowance.
- Yosemite Sam: You know the penalty for not having the books balanced!
- Advisor: Oh, no! Not the nose-in-the-book penalty!
- Yosemite Sam: Yeah, the nose-in-the-book.
- [Advisor puts his nose in the book and Sam slams it]
- Yosemite Sam: WE'VE GOTTA GET SOME MONEY!
- Yosemite Sam: I got it licked, rabbit. I don't get mad no more! Watch this.
- [His servants kick him, throw a pie at him and bash him with a rolling pin]
- Yosemite Sam: See? Ha ha. I can take it. Ha ha ha!
- Bugs Bunny: [to camera] I ain't got the heart tell him he's used up all the money.
- Yosemite Sam: [angrily answering the door] Well, what do you want?
- Bugs Bunny: Good evening. My company has selected you, under no obligation, to be the proud owner of legal tender amounting to...
- Yosemite Sam: [Slamming the door] We don't want any!
- Bugs Bunny: ...£1 million!
- Yosemite Sam: [Opening the door again] £1 million? Well, come right in! Welcome to the house of Sam.
- Yosemite Sam: [Pounding on the bathroom door] Get out of there!
- [Bugs opens the door knocking him out]
- Yosemite Sam: [Bugs peeks out and shrugs his shoulders] Come out of there you bladder-spattin' nagger trap or I'll...
- Bugs Bunny: I heard you! That's going to cost you four hundred pounds
- [Sam growls]
- Bugs Bunny: and thirty-five shillings!
- [Sam bangs his head on the piano in frustration]
- Bugs Bunny: Hey, doc, what's that song you're playing?I like it!
- Yosemite Sam: [Muttering] Dirty son of a battle strommy crat! If this keeps up, I won't have anything left!
- [Gets an idea]
- Yosemite Sam: I'll get rid of him and make it look like an accident!
- Yosemite Sam: [runs into a room to blow off steam] That dirty perka shorta, back flackin, porta Phillip, bunken barton, perkalooma, berton dirten, Boston atten, barton enatem!
- [calmly walks back in the dining room]
- Yosemite Sam: Now what was that you were saying? I like you rabbit
- [kisses him]
- Bugs Bunny: I hoid you in there, that'll cost you 300 pounds
- Yosemite Sam: 300 pounds!
- Bugs Bunny: 400
- Yosemite Sam: [growls angrily and runs outside] Racka flats, slacks backen, flaten back, tarran that, cattaback rackalama!
- Bugs Bunny: [Bugs sings the "Brahms Lullaby" in the style of a loud marching band, which keeps Sam up]
- Bugs Bunny: You like it?
- Yosemite Sam: I like it! I like it!
- [Sam mutters angrily to himself in bed]
- Yosemite Sam: Dirty racka-frackin' schlacka putz!
- Bugs Bunny: Um, I'm not sleeping I'll hang around a while, goodnight Sam
- Yosemite Sam: Nighty night bunny
- [walks up the stair angrily muttering to himself]
- Yosemite Sam: That dirty free loading patten rattan, ritten hitten, bloatsen fricken!