- Ray Ritchie: Nancy, the senator has taken a liking to you.
- Nancy Barker: And just what am I supposed to do about that?
- Ray Ritchie: That's your business, sweetie. I'm in produce.
- Nancy Barker: What if I don't play?
- Ray Ritchie: You know, Nancy, if I had to replace you, it might take me almost a week.
- Jack Ryan: What if I told you they're dead?
- Nancy Barker: That would teach them a lesson, wouldn't it?
- Sam Mirakian: I know this Comacho. He's the meanest son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Carries a knife as long as your... Or maybe longer.
- Cheryl: Was that uncle Jack?
- Sam Mirakian: *Uncle* Jack?
- Cheryl: That's what mommy calls him.
- Sam Mirakian: The world's full of relatives. Ain't it, kid?
- Jack Ryan: If you'll come at me, I'm going to hit you with the heaviest thing I can find.
- Bob Rodgers: I've got a tire iron in the truck. Shall I go and get it?
- Jack Ryan: Well, you do, and we start swinging at each other, will you tell me what we're fighting about?
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- Jack Ryan: Oh Jesus! You're stupid! Don't you see she just wants to see us fighting?
- Jack Ryan: El pupino grande.
- Ray Ritchie: What's that?
- Jack Ryan: That's what the pickers call you.
- Ray Ritchie: I'm afraid to ask what it means.
- Jack Ryan: The great cucumber.
- Jack Ryan: B & E.
- Nancy Barker: What's that?
- Jack Ryan: Breaking and entering.
- Nancy Barker: You mean you just go into peoples' houses and take things?
- Jack Ryan: Well, there wouldn't be much point otherwise, would there?