Quotes

The First Time

Anna: Every young man must have his fill of conquests before he really loves, and I think you'll find I make a far better conquest than I do a love.
Kenny: I don't understand
Anna: You don't have to understand. It'll happen anyway.

Kenny: What's with him?
Tommy: Beats me. I thought you were supposed to be happy afterwards. I mean I always am.

Tommy: Before he leaves tonight, we ought to do something really special, you know, something he can remember.
Mike: How about burning down the school?
Tommy: Come on, Mike, be serious. Let's do something really groovy for him.

Pamela Williams: I don't think Kenny likes me.
Charles: Don't be silly.
Pamela Williams: Really, he's very cold with me.
Charles: He's been like that with everyone since his mother died. He'll get used to you. Remember, it took me quite awhile.
Pamela Williams: The trouble is he still thinks of me only as your secretary. Maybe if you told him about us it would make it easier.

Kenny: Joe and Frankie go over to Niagara Falls, Canada, a lot. There's this house there, Rosie's, with the most beautiful broads. And the price is right - if you know what I mean.

Tommy: [on the phone] Kenny, listen, you wouldn't believe this place. We got a giant suite, we got a shower inside the bathtub, we got everything!
Kenny: Oh, that sounds fantastic!
Mike: We just ordered room service.
Tommy: Yeah, and they told us that they'd give us clean sheets every morning on the beds.

Mike: Hey, what kind of girl are you gonna get?
Tommy: I don't know. Let me think about it. I like 'em slinky and slender.
Mike: Slinky and slender?
Tommy: Yeah. I like 'em with red hair too.
Mike: In other words, you like a skinny red head.
Tommy: I didn't say skinny. I said slender.
Mike: To each his own.
Tommy: What kind do you like?
Mike: Blonde. A nice little blonde. Like that one over there.
Tommy: You like 'em plump, huh?
Mike: Plump? She's not plump. She's not skinny, that's all.
Tommy: You know, I don't even care if she's got green hair - just as long as she's got everything else.
Mike: Right!

Kenny: Don't you know?
Mike: Of course he doesn't. This is probably his first time with a girl.
Tommy: It is not. I just know it's gonna be great with the three of us being together and all.

Tommy: I'd just like to know what we're doing, smuggling someone across the border. I mean, I thought we came here to get a girl.
Mike: What does she look like? A giraffe?

Tommy: She wants to go across the border with us. If you ask me, I think she's a Russian! She's just using us to get her across the border.
Kenny: Did you ever see a Russian who looked like that?
Mike: Does she talk like a Russian?
Tommy: You know who she's probably calling right now?
Mike: Yeah, she's probably canceling another appointment thinking to make more off of us, huh?
Tommy: Mike! She's probably calling up her contact, "Look, I got three dumb nuts to smuggle me across the border."

Anna: I think you'll find young men your age tend to exaggerate when it comes to their experiences with woman.

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