- Teresa: [imitating Carmen] My sweetie honey cutie. Juanito, you know what I'd like? I'd like to have 7 babies at the same time! Then we'd have a full dozen, and no need to worry any more! My little honey-bunny. Such sexual experiences, oh, Teresa. When Juanito and I got married we didn't know anything. Absolutely nothing at all. And we came back from our honeymoon the same, right Juanito? And later, we learnt everything.
- Pedro: I know men are sometimes hard to understand and seem strange. Especially through a woman's eyes and even more so a woman who's almost a little girl.
- Pedro: You would have been better off selling your family's furniture yourself. They'll be more trouble than they're worth.