James Robertson Justice credited as playing...
Albert Edward, Prince of Wales
- Prince of Wales: Incidentally, why are there always red carpets?
- Archduke Rudolf: Stations make great places for assassinations. On the red carpet, the blood doesn't show.
- Archduke Rudolf: Where can I go? What shall I do?
- Prince of Wales: You'll do the same thing as I shall do one day or another.
- Archduke Rudolf: What's that?
- Prince of Wales: Go back to my wife.