Nicole Jaffe credited as playing...
Betty
- Betty Smith: Do you think Romeo and Juliet had pre-marital relations?
- Mr. Drewcolt: Only in the Des Moines company.
- Betty: Excuse me, could I get tickets to both the French cooking and the cannibalism lecture this afternoon? You see, I'm interested in all kinds of cooking.
- Johnny: What have I got to have a real smile about?
- Betty: You don't have anything in your eye, you don't have an earache or a cold in your nose, you don't have pimples...
- Johnny: And I don't have a standby pianist either.
- Betty: What's that?
- Johnny: Well. Well, a standby pianist is a kind of pianist who stands by for the regular pianist in case the regular pianist is not available to stand by.
- Betty: Oh, I thought it was something dirty, the way you said it.
- Mr. Morality: You're a safe driver. I felt very secure with you. Out of this nettle danger, we pluck this flower safely.
- Betty: Shakespeare!
- Mr. Morality: You're not only handsome, you're bright.