Warren Oates credited as playing...
Lyle Gorch
- Tector Gorch: Silver rings.
- Dutch Engstrom: [upset] "Silver rings", your butt! Them's washers! Damn!
- Lyle Gorch: Washers. Washers. We shot our way out of that town for a dollar's worth of steel holes!
- Pike Bishop: They set it up.
- Lyle Gorch: "They"? Who in the hell is "they?"
- Sykes: [laughs hysterically] "They"? Why, they is the plain and fancy they, that's who "they" is! Caught you, didn't they? Tied a tin can to your tail. Led you in and waltzed you out again. Oh my, what a bunch! Big tough ones, hunh? Here you are with a handful of holes, a thumb up your ass, and a big grin to pass the time of day with. They? Who the hell is "they?"
- Pike Bishop: Railroad men... bounty hunters... Deke Thornton.
- Pike Bishop: [sarcastically] You boys want to move on or stay here and give him a - decent burial?
- Tector Gorch: He was a good man, and I think we oughta bury him.
- Pike Bishop: He's dead! And he's got a lot of good men back there to keep him company!
- Lyle Gorch: Too damn many!
- Dutch Engstrom: I think the boys are right. I'd like to say a few words for the dear, dead departed.
- [removes his hat]
- Dutch Engstrom: And maybe a few hymns'd be in order. Followed by a church supper. With a choir!
- Lyle Gorch: You crazy bastards! Both of you!
- Dutch Engstrom: [impressed] Well, I'd say those fellas know how to handle themselves!
- Sykes: They been fightin' Apaches for a thousand years; That's a sure way to learn.
- Pike Bishop: They ever get armed, with good leaders, this whole country'll go up in smoke!
- Sykes: That it will son, that it will.
- Lyle Gorch: They made damn fools out of us, Mr. Bishop! Gettin' so a feller can't sleep with both eyes closed for fear of gettin' his throat cut. Where in hell were you?
- Tector Gorch: Now you listen to me, Lyle - You get up off your ass and help once in a while, I wouldn'a got caught near s'easy.
- Pike Bishop: [the Gorches are protesting the dividing up of the loot] Sharin' up will be the same as always.
- Lyle Gorch: Well, me and Tector don't think that he
- [points at Angel]
- Lyle Gorch: oughtta get the same amount. He's just startin' out and this is mine and Tector's openin' for a new territory!
- Tector Gorch: That's right, and I figure a share to that old goat
- [points at Sykes]
- Tector Gorch: for watchin' them horses is damn sure a share too much!
- Lyle Gorch: So, we decided; it ain't fair.
- Pike Bishop: If you two boys don't like equal shares, why in the hell don't you just take *all* of it?
- [pauses]
- Pike Bishop: Well, why don't you *answer* me, you damn yellow-livered trash?
- Lyle Gorch: [realizing the rest are backing Pike] Now, Pike, you know damn well...
- Pike Bishop: [angered] I don't know a damn thing, except I either *lead* this bunch, or end it *right now*!
- Lyle Gorch: All your fancy plannin' and talkin' damn near got us shot to pieces over a few lousy bags of washers. Well, this was goin' to be me and Tector's last job before we quit and headed south. We spent all our time and money a-gettin' ready for this!
- Pike Bishop: You spent all your time and money runnin' whores in Hondo while I spent my stake settin' it up.
- [throws down washer]
- Pike Bishop: Hell, I should have been runnin' whores instead of stealin' Army horses.
- Lyle Gorch: While you was doin' all that plannin', me and Tector was gettin' our bell rope pulled by two... two, mind you, Hondo whores!
- [starts laughing]
- Dutch Engstrom: [laughing] And Pike was dreamin' of washers... you were matching whores... in tandem!
- Lyle Gorch: What's that?
- Tector Gorch: That's one behind t'other.
- Lyle Gorch: That's right! That's what we was doin'!
- Lyle Gorch: [the Bunch is riding into Angel's village] Hey, Angel, why in the hell don't you tell your folks to feed them dogs?
- Dutch Engstrom: Won't find very much around here. That damn Huerta scraped it clean.
- Angel: I have invited you to my village, to my home. Any disrespect to my family or to my people, I will kill you.
- Pike Bishop: Ashamed of having us meet your people?
- Angel: Yes. They don't know about my life when I leave the village.
- Lyle Gorch: You got a sister?
- Angel: Yes.
- Lyle Gorch: I'd be proud to make her acquaintance. - And that of your mama too!
- Tector Gorch: That goes for your grandma too, Sonny.
- Angel: [Gazing across the Rio Grande] Mexico lindo.
- Lyle Gorch: I don't see nothin' so lindo about it.
- Tector Gorch: Just looks like more Texas, as far as I'm concerned.
- Angel: Ah, you have no eyes.
- Pike Bishop: Now, with your permission, I need a bath.
- Ernst: With my permission, I think you all need a bath.
- Lyle Gorch: I don't need no bath! What we need is a couple of them women you're hogging. You think you can fix that up for us, boy?