- Boy: [Looking, at Frank's stomach] Hi.
- Frank Cannon: Hi.
- Boy: How did you get that fat?
- Frank Cannon: [Frank, pats his stomach jokingly] It's not easy.
- Herb Mayer: Frank, you can't just tear off the minute you get back.
- Frank Cannon: Herb, you're my lawyer, my confessor, and you're beautiful. But five months ago, I bought myself a new car and I haven't had a chance to drive it around the block.
- Frank Cannon: When it comes to bluegrass music and a jukebox, I've got a memory like an elephant. No joke intended.
- Tough in Blue Moon bar: Who are you, anyway?
- Frank Cannon: I am a student of native customs.
- Tough in Blue Moon bar: You're new around here, aren't you?
- Frank Cannon: I'm luckier than that, I'm just visiting.
- Lt. Kelly Redfield: You know, I-I wanted to kill you the other night.
- Frank Cannon: Kelly, not a chance. I got eighty pounds on you.